pandapunk825:

celticskye86:

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

that’s hilarious

So what your saying is her parents are basically the coolest people ever?

Happy 44th birthday River Jude Phoenix! 

"When I was in first grade, everyone made fun of my name, of course. I think it’s kind of a big name to hold up when you’re nine years old. It seemed goofy. I used to tell people I wanted to change the world and they used to think, ‘This kid’s really weird’."

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

negalicious:

alicetookadrink:

nabokovsshadows:

naturedoesnotintend:

oldfilmsflicker:

The Accused, 1988 (dir. Jonathan Kaplan)

Painful proof that we have progressed so little in 25 years.

Everyone should see this film.

Not to mention the quote “what would it matter anyway? They tore it off.”

This movie is amazing. Every one needs to watch it

youkillmypatience:

the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”

ryanvallejo:

ayy

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.